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kmiller15211 Airport Police
Joined: Mar 09, 2006 Posts: 809 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:13 am Post subject: Jungle Cruise Jokes |
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Hey all,
I have been to Disneyworld a ton of times (over 20), so when I made my first trip to DL circa 2000, I was amazed at how much funnier and looser the Jungle Cruise skippers were. I rode the ride 5-6 times in a day, just to hear all of the different spiels and the skippers' versions of them.
I'm always coming across new gags and jokes, so I figured that I'd start a thread to contain some of the best ones.
Here's a site that lists a good deal of them: http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~yoda/jungle.htm. It hasn't been changed/updated in years (and lets hope it stays that way and doesn't disappear).
One of my faves: Upon coming to the elephant bathing pool: "These rites are seldom witnessed by civilized man, and by the looks of it, this boatload will be no exception". |
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DisneyDave Business Class Ticket Holder
Joined: Oct 13, 2005 Posts: 2149 Location: San Jose, CA
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:32 am Post subject: |
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I always liked...
'They say bamboo can grow up to 7 stories tall. I have seen it grow up to 8! But that's another story!"
_________________ Dave.... |
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daveypoo Commander in Chief #1
Joined: Jun 22, 2005 Posts: 4446 Location: MA
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:46 am Post subject: |
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2 of my favorites:
"We're now approaching Switzer Falls, named after that famous explorer, Mr. Falls."
"These butterflies can grow a wingspan ranging from 12 inches up to one foot" _________________ When you're curious, you find lots of interesting things to do.
--Walt Disney
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undertaker0821 Parking Lot Attendant
Joined: Sep 09, 2006 Posts: 7
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:42 am Post subject: |
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I was the other way around, but i still agree. I had been to the DL version countless times, then when I went to WDW for the first time, I felt like it was way worse. |
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epcotfan23 Airport Engineer
Joined: Aug 27, 2006 Posts: 98
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:43 am Post subject: |
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It's old Chief Joesph the witch doctor. He'll trade you two of his head for one of yours! |
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epcotfan23 Airport Engineer
Joined: Aug 27, 2006 Posts: 98
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:43 am Post subject: |
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head(s) |
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fireurgunz Skycap
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 Posts: 494 Location: In the middle of the magic!
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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Here's the most furisome animal in the jungle, "The Bull Elephant's Mother in Law!" _________________ Attention travelers, please remain seated. Your vechile will be rotating backwards. -Spaceship Earth |
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disneylanddude05 Parking Lot Attendant
Joined: Nov 10, 2006 Posts: 28 Location: Bakersfield, CA
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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The most used and most famous joke of Jungle Cruise ever... |
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